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My farts mostly smell like cheese. I like watching people make up excuses but I hate hearing them. I love my bike and think walking takes too long. I love napping and always wake up early. My brother says I'm a saint and hard laughing makes me feel like I am out of control and I think that's the best feeling in the world.



HUMBLED

I came to an epiphany this morning, I am the father of "Shit my Dad says" in female form. And surprisingly, it doesn't fit into the hand holding, boo-hooing, poor me, bull shit that passes as support and friendship now a days.

I'm calling bullshit on your bullshit.

The thing about being my friend is that I am not going to wrap the truth up in cotton candy and fuffy kittens; if you're acting like a douche bag, I am going to tell you.

I am also not going to put up with stupidity and accept that your idiotic choices are good ones because you need someone to rationalize and support a choice that is based in emotional dysfunction and ignorance.

I also expect the same from you.

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posted by Queen of Light and Joy @ 7/30/2010 07:06:00 AM,

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